Branding

I chose a company name that has nothing to do with my identity

Started by quietstorm42 • November 07, 2026 • 15 replies
quietstorm42

So I run a small handmade soap business. When I registered the LLC, I picked a name that's basically a random word combo, doesn't have my name, doesn't say 'soap,' doesn't reflect my background at all. It just sounded cool. Now I'm second-guessing: is it weird that my brand has zero personal connection? Customers keep asking 'what does it mean?' and I have no good answer. Anyone else go this route?

moxieandtea

Honestly, half the brands I like have names that mean nothing. I wouldn't overthink it. Just make up a fun origin story if people ask.

dave_from_akron

Wait, you named your soap company sometshing that doesn't say soap? How do people even find you? SEO must be a nightmare.

tinytornado

Mine is named after a typo my kid made on a school project. Zero connection to my identity, but it's memorable and people love the story. Lean into the randomness.

quietstorm42

See, that's the thing—I don't have a story. I literally pulled two words out of a hat. Feels dumb to admit that.

skeptical_susan

Better than naming it after yourself and then wanting to sell the business someday. You're fine.

dave_from_akron

You could just say it's an inside joke. Nobody fact-checks inside jokes.

moxieandtea

Also, "what does it mean" is just small talk. They're not actually expecting a brand manifesto. Say 'it means clean hands' and move on.

grumpycactus

I did the opposite—named my company after my grandmother. Now I feel trapped because I can't ever rebrand without it being a whole emotional thing. The The grass is always greener.

tinytornado

Random word combo is honestly safer for resale. You're not selling your personality, you're selling a brand.

quietstorm42

I hadn't even thought about resale. That actually makes me feel better about the whole thing.

skeptical_susan

Heads up though—if the name is super abstract, make sure your packaging says what the product is in huge letters. Otherwise people will assume you're a band or a crypto startup.

dave_from_akron

This. A soap company near me is called "Fathom & Flume" and I walked past it for a year thinking it was a fancy plumbing supply.

moxieandtea

Fathom & Flume is a great name though. See? Cool name, no identity, still works.

grumpycactus

Just don't overexplain when people ask. Vague confidence beats a long ramble every time.

quietstorm42

Okay, I'm going with "it's an inside joke" + giant letters that say SOAP. Thanks, all.

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